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Post by pRO pEdO*[[Vampyre Muppet]] on Jul 13, 2008 23:26:50 GMT -5
This is an essay about how to get really good at DDR, folks.
(Okay just so youz all know I DID NOT WRITE THIS my boyfriend, Carlos wrote it to me and I happen to think it's the funniest thing I've ever read in my whole life)
lol its real simple.. were ninjas too!! ur konan and im hidan!..
lol this is all you have to do for DDR (both Dance and Death).. (this is how i became super good!)
First, you have to go through physical torture! you gotta practice day in and day out on DDR for 3 days straight while you have your hands tied behind your back and a koala whipping you in the back with a dead snake on the first day, a whip made from the hair of an undead unicorn with downsydum on the second day, and the third day just a wet towel.
Next, you have to undergo mental torture for 5 days by watching d.i.c.k cheyney learn to ride a horse that only has 2 legs and a half on the first day, George w. bush lecture you about American rights while he eats a live panda on the second day, watch a batch of puppies (about 6-9) drown in a bathtub on the third day, a batch of kittens vs. the dead puppies in an all out brawl deciding which one will win americas next top model on the fourth day, and on the fifth day watch the koala eat a live gorilla with monkey aids, which he got from ramone..
Finally, Spiritual/Emotional torture for 5 days straight.
The first day, you gotta meditate with a high indian that only talks about horseshoes and how they impact his life, watch WWE, the most pathetic wrestiling show on the planet, starring the dead puppies vs. the half eaten panda vs. ramone vs. a 8 ft roach vs. your brothers fro on the second day while meditating, shove to lit incents up your nose and try not to die while meditating on the third day, help an emo pinguen find the joy in his/her life on the fourth day, and finally eat soup made from human/dead-puupy/koala/kittens/digiested-panda/emo-pinguen on the fifth day..
Do all these and your well on your way to bieng the greatest DDR (Dance Dance Rev.) and DDR (Death Death Rev.) and the best ninja EVVA!!!!!!!
(Okay just so youz all know I DID NOT WRITE THIS my boyfriend, Carlos wrote it to me and I happen to think it's the funniest thing I've ever read in my whole life)
lol its real simple.. were ninjas too!! ur konan and im hidan!..
lol this is all you have to do for DDR (both Dance and Death).. (this is how i became super good!)
First, you have to go through physical torture! you gotta practice day in and day out on DDR for 3 days straight while you have your hands tied behind your back and a koala whipping you in the back with a dead snake on the first day, a whip made from the hair of an undead unicorn with downsydum on the second day, and the third day just a wet towel.
Next, you have to undergo mental torture for 5 days by watching d.i.c.k cheyney learn to ride a horse that only has 2 legs and a half on the first day, George w. bush lecture you about American rights while he eats a live panda on the second day, watch a batch of puppies (about 6-9) drown in a bathtub on the third day, a batch of kittens vs. the dead puppies in an all out brawl deciding which one will win americas next top model on the fourth day, and on the fifth day watch the koala eat a live gorilla with monkey aids, which he got from ramone..
Finally, Spiritual/Emotional torture for 5 days straight.
The first day, you gotta meditate with a high indian that only talks about horseshoes and how they impact his life, watch WWE, the most pathetic wrestiling show on the planet, starring the dead puppies vs. the half eaten panda vs. ramone vs. a 8 ft roach vs. your brothers fro on the second day while meditating, shove to lit incents up your nose and try not to die while meditating on the third day, help an emo pinguen find the joy in his/her life on the fourth day, and finally eat soup made from human/dead-puupy/koala/kittens/digiested-panda/emo-pinguen on the fifth day..
Do all these and your well on your way to bieng the greatest DDR (Dance Dance Rev.) and DDR (Death Death Rev.) and the best ninja EVVA!!!!!!!
